Unwashed & Somewhat Slightly Dazed

In the short time that we have been together, you have demonstrated every loathsome charcteristic of the male personality and you have even invented some new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid… you have a lousy sense of humour, no taste and you smell… you’re not even interesting enough to make me sick. 

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